STUDENT VS PROFESSOR

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

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THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE

1. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

2. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

3. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

4. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

5. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

6. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

7. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

8. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

9. Mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

10. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

11. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

12 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

13. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today! "And that person was me."

Please don't keep this message to yourself.....

Share it to those who mean so much to you.... "NOW".

Working for God on earth does not pay much,
But His Retirement plan is out of this world.